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jQuery.githubUser = function(username, callback) {
jQuery.getJSON("http://github.com/api/v1/json/" + username + "?callback=?", callback);
}
var nicknames = ["Dragon", "Gizzard", "The Enforcer",
"Mizungu", "The Hammer"]
var phrases = ["also feels that specialization is for insects",
"my dogs named tater tooooo",
"every movie should have a cast dance scene at the end",
"honey, you're a tool of the masses",
"my life is kinda like the Matrix, really",
"too fat to fit into Japanese pants",
"it's like the finger of God!"]
function changeBlurb() {
var phrase = phrases[Math.floor(Math.random()*phrases.length)]
$('#page-heading').text(phrase)
t=setTimeout("changeBlurb()",30000);
}
function changeNickname() {
var nickname = nicknames[Math.floor(Math.random()*nicknames.length)]
$('#nickname').text(nickname)
t=setTimeout("changeNickname()",30000);
}
function showHome() {
$('#break').show()
$('.non_home_box').hide('scale')
$('.home_box').show('scale')
}
function showTalks() {
$('#break').hide()
$('#info_box').show()
$("#info_box").load("talks.html", null, function() {
window.location.hash = 'talks'
});
}
function showScribbles() {
$('#break').hide()
$('#info_box').show()
$("#info_box").load("scribbles.html", null, function() {
window.location.hash = 'scribbles'
});
}
function showAbout() {
$('#break').hide()
$('#info_box').show()
$("#info_box").load("about.html", null, function() {
window.location.hash = 'about'
$("a#menu_talks").click(function(event){
hideAll()
showTalks()
})
});
}
function showCode() {
$('#break').hide()
$('#info_box').show()
$("#info_box").load("code.html", null, function() {
$.githubUser('schacon', function(data) {
$('#github-projects').text('')
var repos = data.user.repositories;
repos.sort(function(a,b) {
return b.watchers - a.watchers;
});
$(repos).each(function() {
if((!this.fork) && (!this.private)) {
$('#github-projects').append("\
<div class='repo'>\
<h3><a href='" + this.url + "'>" + this.name + "</a></h3>\
<span class='desc'>"+this.description+"</span>\
<span class='watchers'>" + this.watchers + " </span>\
<span class='forks'>" + this.forks + "</span>\
</div>");
}
});
});
window.location.hash = 'code'
});
}
function hideAll() {
$('.non_home_box').hide()
$('.home_box').hide()
}
$(document).ready(function(){
changeBlurb()
changeNickname()
if(window.location.hash != "") {
page = window.location.hash
if(page == '#talks') {
hideAll()
showTalks()
}
if(page == '#code') {
hideAll()
showCode()
}
if(page == '#about') {
hideAll()
showAbout()
}
if(page == '#scribbles') {
hideAll()
showScribbles()
}
}
$("a#menu_home").click(function(event){
showHome()
})
$("a#menu_talks").click(function(event){
hideAll()
showTalks()
})
$("a#menu_code").click(function(event){
hideAll()
showCode()
})
$("a#menu_about").click(function(event){
hideAll()
showAbout()
})
$("a#menu_scribbles").click(function(event){
hideAll()
showScribbles()
})
})
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