1 files changed, 12 insertions, 2 deletions
diff --git a/lib/substack.js b/lib/substack.js
index 95a90f824..1929f1873 100644
--- a/lib/substack.js
+++ b/lib/substack.js
@@ -1,9 +1,19 @@
 module.exports = substack
 var npm = require("./npm.js")
-  , log = require("./utils/log.js")
+
+var isms =
+  [ "\033[32mbeep \033[35mboop\033[m"
+  , "Replace your configs with services"
+  , "SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!"
+  , "MODULE ALL THE THINGS!"
+  , "\\o/"
+  , "but first, burritos"
+  , "full time mad scientist here"
+  , "c/,,\\" ]
 
 function substack (args, cb) {
-  console.log("\033[32mbeep \033[35mboop\033[m")
+  var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length)
+  console.log(isms[i])
   var c = args.shift()
   if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb)
   else cb()