module.exports = substack var npm = require("./npm.js") var isms = [ "\033[32mbeep \033[35mboop\033[m" , "Replace your configs with services" , "SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!" , "MODULE ALL THE THINGS!" , "\\o/" , "but first, burritos" , "full time mad scientist here" , "c/,,\\" ] function substack (args, cb) { var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length) console.log(isms[i]) var c = args.shift() if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb) else cb() }