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name: George Carlin
email: me@georgecarlin.com
phone: '2125121957'
website: GeorgeCarlin.com
github: GeorgeCarlin
sections:
- heading: Objective
body: Always do what's next
- heading: Eduction
subsections:
- heading:
label: Salesian High School - Goshen, NY
startdate: Jan 1954
enddate: June 1956
degrees:
- Diploma
- heading:
label: Bishop Dubois High School - Harlem
startdate: Jan 1953
enddate: Dec 1953
- heading:
label: Cardinal Hayes High School (Expelled) - The Bronx
startdate: Sept 1951
enddate: Dec 1952
- heading: Experiences
subsections:
- heading:
label: Stand-up Comedian at Usually HBO - Everywhere
startdate: Jun 1959
enddate: Jun 2008
points:
- 'Started in a comedy duo with Jack Burns, a fellow DJ from Texas'
- - Jack was pretty cool
- He was funny and stuff
- >-
Arrested with Lenny Bruce when he told the police that he did not
believe in government issues IDs
- In the 70s I blew up in popularity with the *Seven Dirty Words* routine
- heading:
label: Film Actor at Movie People - Los Angeles, CA
startdate: Sep 1987
enddate: Jan 2006
points:
- 'Started in a supporting role in *Outrageous Future*, a hit comedy'
- "Became the time-traveling mentor, Rufus in *Bill & Ted's Bodus Journey*"
- >-
Final movie was a voice acting position in *Cars* as the character
Fillmore, the green 1960 VW Bus
- heading:
label: Radar Technician at United State Air Force - Bossier City, LA
startdate: Aug 1956
enddate: Jul 1957
points:
- Trained and practiced as a radar techinician at Barksdale Air Force Base
- 'Moonlighted as a disc jockey at local radio station, KJOE'
- >-
Labeled as an 'unproductive airman' by his superiors and was given a
general discharge
- >-
Court-martialed three times, and also received many nonjudicial
punishments and reprimands
- heading: Some Quotes
points:
- >-
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of
things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work
and don't have time for all that.
- >-
Don't tech your children to read... teach them to *question* what they
read, teach them to question everything.
- >-
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy
hunger by taping sanwiches all over your body
- >-
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot
and anyone going faster is a maniac?
- Think off-center
- "It's all bullshit, and it's bad for ya"
- >-
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about
it if I did.
- Seven dirty words
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